Lidya Nada, CC0, via Unsplash Whether you’re subtly announcing to the world that it’s your birthday or straightforwardly uploading a celebratory selfie of yours for a bit of renown, your posts will definitely do better with the right caption. Do you want to keep it short and simple? Do you want to be humorous about it? Do you want to appear creative and witty? Whatever you decide for yourself, you can use this collection of birthday quotes and captions to liven up your online presence. Happy birthday to you. May you enjoy this special day of yours to the fullest!
Short Captions You Can Use on Your Birthday
A year wiser. Aging like fine wine. Best. Age. Ever. Birthday vibes. Blow the candle. Celebrate me. Celebrating life. Forever young. Happy birthday to me. I own this day. It’s party time! Keep calm and celebrate. Let’s dance and drink! Let’s party! Level up! Make a wish. My special day. Never growing old. Older and bolder. To long life! Today is the day.
The Best Birthday Quotes You Can Use as Taglines
A birthday party without cake is just a meeting. A simple occasion, a gathering of family and friends, a day that never ends. Age is just a number. Another year added to my life experience. At least two people deserve to be celebrated on every birthday—the one who was born, and the one who gave birth. Every birthday is an opportunity to start with a clean slate. Harder, better, faster, stronger. I owe my long life to my birthday spaghetti. If I don’t mind my age, then it doesn’t matter. It’s just a classic case of mind over matter! It’s pointless to spend your life counting the years. Just live it and enjoy every single moment of it. Keep all the happy moments and turn them into a fine cushion for old age. Let us welcome the wrinkles with a happy smile on our faces. Live life and forget thy age. Life always seems better when it’s your big day. Making my years count instead of counting the years. No matter how old I get, I will forever hold on to my inner child. Old enough to know better but still young enough to get away with it. So what if it’s my birthday?! Take every year as a learning experience. Learn enough and you get to be the wisest you could ever be. The best birthday present of all is love. Lying about your age is the secret to staying young. The more we celebrate life, the more we realize that there’s actually a lot in life to celebrate. The older you get, the more stories you can tell. There’s always a child inside every older person asking “what the hell happened?” Three things happen as we grow older. First, we become forgetful. And the rest, I don’t remember. Today is not the end of another year, but the start of a new one. Today is the inauguration ceremony of my new 365-day life adventure. We don’t get older, we get better. You know you’re not getting any younger when the price of the candles begin to exceed the price of the cake. Wisdom comes with age. And today, I’m another year wiser. Wrinkles are proof of a life well smiled. You’re never too old to be young.
Funny Birthday Captions for Yourself
Another birthday? No problem. Another year, another wrinkle. Born to shine, especially today. Calories don’t count today because it’s my special day! Celebrating the fact that I didn’t die in the last year. Don’t be fooled by my looks. Don’t grow up, it’s a trap! Forget the candles, I want fireworks! Getting old sucks! From now on, no birthdays for me until further notice. Happy birthday to the most awesomehuman on this planet—me! Here’s my obligatory birthday selfie! I can’t keep calm because it’s my birthday. I don’t usually brag, but when I do, it’s because it’s my birthday. I got the “Happy Birthday” song playing on repeat. I hope mybirthday cake is as yummy as me. I think I need help blowing the candles because there’s too many. I want to grow old enough to frighten children with my looks. I’m still alive, suckers! I’ve decided that I won’t age anymore. Is that birthday cake I smell? It feels like I’ve only aged 1 year since my last birthday. It’s my birthday and I’ll laugh all I want today. It’s proven by science that the more birthdays you celebrate, the longer you live. Let the birthday shenanigans begin! Let’s skip the formalities, okay. It’s my special day and I want gifts. Long live the king/queen! My birthday is today, but I’ll take presents whenever. My birthday should be a holiday. My birthday wish is I want more birthday cake! My plans for today: party, party, and party! My youthful face is proof that getting old doesn’t necessarily mean looking old. Not feeling the wiser thing. One year closer to death. Point me in the direction of the birthday cake. Sassy since birth. Shhh…I’m making my birthday wish. To everyone who ever wanted to spank me, now is your chance! It’s my birthday! To those who didn’t greet me “happy birthday” today, you’ll be unfriended tomorrow. Today, I’m going to party like it’s my birthday. Oh wait, it is! Today’s a perfect excuse to drink and party! Treat me like a king/queen today. True happiness is knowing that there’s going to be cake for me later. Wait, wait, wait…I’m how old exactly?! Wherever the cake is, that is my happy place. Who’s the hottie that was born on this day? Me! Woot, I survived another year! Year after year, this sexy beast only gets sexier.
Creative and Witty Catchphrases for your Birthday
A royal highness was born on this day. A year older, a year bolder. Adding an extra candle on the cake. Age is nothing but a hashtag. Another year older, but probably none the wiser. As lit is my birthday candles. Besides my birthday candles, guess who’s going to be lit tonight? Come on Barbie, let’s go party. Don’t worry if you can’t make it to my birthday. I’m accepting gifts all year long. Fabulosity has no age. Hooray, I just completed another lap around the sun! I don’t think of it as getting old. I think of it as leveling up. I’m always on fire. But today, I take the cake. I’m a whole year more astonishing! I’m too young to be this old. Why, why, why?! If I didn’t take a selfie today, then would it really be my birthday? It took me insert your age here years to get this cute. Let the celebrations be gin! Look on the bright side—I’m still younger now by a year than I’ll be next year. New age, same old me. Not aging, just upgrading. Not chasing clout, but it’s my birthday, so hit that like button! Now, why in the world would I want to start acting my age? On this day, a star was born. On this day, God created a masterpiece. This is the only day I will be allowing attention. Greet all you can while you have the chance. The newest chapter to “My Life” is out! This will be very interesting. Who needs a guest list when you’re all invited? Let’s the birthday bash begin! Woke up a little older today. You’re probably dead if you’re not getting any older.
Various Other Birthday Captions
A toast to the day that’s as special as me. All I want is to have on my big day. Another adventure-filled year awaits! Another birthday and still as gorgeous as ever. Blessed to see another year. Bring the cake, it’s my birthday! Blow up the balloons and bring out the cake. Today is my big day! Celebrating the anniversary of my birth. Enjoying the glow of the candles. Getting old is what I do. Go shawty, it’s my birthday. Happy birthday to the other 17.7 million people who are celebrating their birthday today. Here’s to another year of glamorousness. I can be naughty all day long today and get away with it. I’m officially insert your age here years old! I’m so frickin’ happy I was born. I’m so excited to blow the candles. Maximum happiness on my very special day. Only happy thought will be entertained today. Staying sassy on my birthday. Still a kid at heart. Still crazy after all these years. Still wild after all these years. So this is what insert your age here feels like. Thanks to everyone who made my insert your age here years on earth the best. The party just begun. The party starts when I make my entrance. This has been the best year yet. This is the beginning of another perfect year. This year, I’ll be unstoppable! Today is the youngest I’ll ever be, and the oldest I’ve ever been. Today, we celebrate not just the birth of a star, but the birth of a superstar! Waiting for my birthday cake. Well guys, it’s official: I’m getting old! Why is today my favorite day? Because it’s all about me today! Wow, I’m a survivor!
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peachy from Home Sweet Home on June 28, 2020: My youthful face is proof that getting old doesn’t necessarily mean looking old. Oh I love this one
